REVEREND ERIN E. McCABE

Love is patient and kind … and growing up Catholic we had to read this any time our parents caught us fighting, so now I can’t help but smirk when I hear some Corinthians at a wedding.

Maybe you, too, are the not too-religious type.

Maybe you’re looking for a friendly, cousin-type with a linguistic bent and all the legally binding paperwork of an internet church.

Well, friend, you’ve come to the right place!

Some potentially meaningful qualifications …

• 100% Success Rate (3/3)
• Bonafide Librarian (pretty much read and learn for a living)
• NASA DataNaut, 2018
• Child Lector at St. Cletus Parish for ~3 years
• Hopeless romantic and angry feminist
• Self-proclaimed poet
• I look amazing in a dark navy jumpsuit
• Free of charge! (if there’s wine & dancing)

Some other ideas:

A good starting point is the PARTNER SURVEY – you can fill it out separately and then make a whole date night comparing notes.

Maybe your dad isn’t to be trusted with his own speech – why not have him read some of John Steinbeck’s letter to his love-struck son instead?

Vows are kinda weird, ay? Why not make the room slowly realize you’re quoting Heart when you tell your partner, “Till now, I’ve always got by on my own. I never really cared until I met you”.

Take a look at my CEREMONY QUESTIONNAIRE / OUTLINE.